In a rush to make your fortune while the U.S. dollar is still thriving? Want to avoid long lines and time-consuming hurdles with Customs and Border Protection? Sign up now for the Trump Gold Card! For a measly (discounted) $1 million contribution, you can join the fast track of legal American residents. And here’s what you get …
As part of this unprecedented White House outreach program—and after thorough vetting by the Department of Homeland Security—you’ll receive U.S. residency. There may be No Cash Back, but plenty of bonus points come with this card. It’s the best border deal since Operation Paperclip.
In addition to rapid residency, the Gold Card (elegantly designed by the National Design Studio) comes with the virtual hug of a grateful nation.
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